Thursday, January 28, 2010

Lawrence Petty - Reviews Bits and Bobs Lapdance Animation

Hi,
I would like to introduce Lawrence Petty to you, he is going to be reviewing some products for the blog. Below is his first review of Bits and Bobs Lapdance Animation.
Photo credits.. Law and Fantishee, I took the photos and then tped out .. it was getting a bit steamy.




Law's Review

I am reviewing a new item that is now available from Bits and Bobs called Lapdance. Lapdance is available for 475L and has two options – one with a basic chair and one without. The with chair version has a very basic entry level dining room type of chair. I would suggest any perspective purchaser to use their own chair or buy a chair for use.


Animation wise Lapdance is excellent because the animations are very smooth and orchestrated very well which leads to a very pleasurable experience. I tried out Lapdance with fellow Second Lifer Fantishee Jewell and things sure were heating up as I sat on Lapdance.

To me Lapdance is a bit pricy considering it only comes with a basic chair at best. I’d say buy it and use your own chair. For sure though Lapdance can be a very enjoyable and hot start to what could be a very exciting night – and isn’t that what Second Life is all about!



Lawrence “Law” Petty


Sunday, January 24, 2010

BEST ADULT DIRECTORS IN SL: Ruff Brocco

After two parts of the series on adult film directors, I saved the best for last.

If you're looking for THE adult film director in SL, look no farther than Ruff Brocco.

Very few direct more movies than DA' BOSS and very few have as clear a vision of what they like.

Ruff likes full figured girls and he likes a good orgy. He has some of the better animations in Second Life. Plus he's a good builder, so his sets always look great.

Maybe the most underrated part of Ruff's repertoire is his camera movement. Another is that Da' Boss has a large group of very willing and very talented talent pool to choose from, both male and female.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Sensual Stoneworks Sim


Sensual Stoneworks has a lot going on in it's sim, firstly it has a group which teaches classes on a variety of SL skills such as building and how to make sculpties. It also has a lively chat group, the people are friendly and pretty funny.



There is a central tower with a courtyard and shops around the base It has a free demon avatar in grey a male and female version including shape and hooves for 1L. I thought it was pretty cute so I got it you can see it in the photos below. I didn't really like the shape that came with it,so I used my own shape and there are also attachments for your eyes to make them glow lurid green. The outfit I am wearing is from Chaosphire, I have had it for over 2 years I don't know if this shop even exists anymore or if they still sell this outfit.



The most fun thing I found was the lusty triffids, you click on the flower and it does the naughty with you along with text, I copied the text to show you along with a picture, it's something different.. come into my garden it's only full of plants.. oh yeah!!!!!!

Below is the text from the plant

Lurid Lilly Blue whispers: You lay back into it's petals, enthralled with the movement of its
tendrils...
Lurid Lilly Blue whispers: ...making sure you never notice as one of its roots wrap around your
midsection and hold you tight...
Lurid Lilly Blue whispers: As you struggle in confusion, you never notice the tendril that
slides forward between your thighs...
Lurid Lilly Blue whispers: ...and slips a honey-slicked probe into your exposed pussy!
Lurid Lilly Blue whispers: As it plumbs the depths of your pussy with solid, steady strokes, it
bairly registers when you feel a second tendril slide wetly into your ass...
Lurid Lilly Blue whispers: You whimper as the probe drives harder, it's stalk pulsing and
bulging with the effort of fucking you...
Lurid Lilly Blue whispers: It begins to become frantic, pounding itself into you as it tightens
its grip...
Lurid Lilly Blue whispers: You feel the probe expand, stretching your tortured pussy even more,
and suddenly contract! White-hot wetness fills your belly as honey pours into you, filling you to
overflowing.
Lurid Lilly Blue whispers: As the flood subsides, you feel something left deep inside you. A
final gift from your strange lover...

there was also a cage on a similar theme where the plant underneath the cage is alive and full of lust.



It seems like the Sensual Stoneworks actually has 3 sims all together they are called Sensual SciFi, Sensual Sanctum and of course Sensual Stoneworks. I didn't have time to explore the other 2 sims I think you can probably do that by yourself. I am sure there is a lot to see and I know the classes are really good, There was a class going on run by Toady when I visited, I think they were teaching you how to make a new shape.



Here is map to the Sensual sims
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Sensual%20Stoneworks/214/214/23
cheers
Suede Sixpence.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Erotic Photography - 003

The Garden of Eden

This next photo in the series is a less erotic picture and more about atmosphere

The stats
Emerald Viewer
Skin- Female Laqroki: Laci
Skin - Male Redgrave: Emil
Models - Nathian Theas and Moi
Tattoos- both models wearing Koi by Garden of Ku (faded version)
Sim - Lost world
Poses - Dz

So I turned the graphics up to Ultra of course to get the water to reflect beautifully, I decided I wanted to have the models pose in the water, as I was going for a Garden of Eden type look, I decided it was unnecessary to show the faces of the models and just have the eye of the viewer swept into the picture and then off to the right, the same direction the models are looking.

thanks,

Suede Sixpence



Thursday, January 21, 2010

Jerkwater Porn Cinema Drive in - Jerkwater Redlight District

Jerkwater Redlight District



Jerkwater Redlight district, is a grungy industrial style sim. The build is actually very nice and the textures are cool and it has a nice winding feel to it. with places to explore. It has quite a few things going on there.

Two theatres one of which is in a large building on the second floor the 1st floor being shops, opposite this is the Jerkwater Drive-in, which is kinda cool, it has 7 cars lined up in front of the screen with a variety of sex poses on each car, there is also a van, a caravan and a hot dog stand. When I was there at least 6 other avatars popped in to see what was going on, so there is already some traffic there.




There is no charge to view the screen you just touch and choose your video, 9 in total.. btw these are RL porn videos not Machinima and then you press play, I watched No.3 in case your wondering.

As you follow the road around past the main theatre, is the main square where there are lots of boards for escorts to advertise and also a pickup area for clients. The entrance to the underground is in this main square if you follow the steps downstairs you will find a tube station with some poses balls a Bukkake room and if you jump in to the train tunnel like I did.. you find another couple of pose balls.

Additionally to this, there is a forced area and a big building called the Love Loft.. but I was chased away by a security system, no fun. the sim is worth looking at and so here is the address below


http://slurl.com/secondlife/Tainted%20Love/192/182/43

Suede Sixpence

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Zindra Alliance - New Office

New Office Building for the Zindra Alliance


The Zindra Alliance has under gone some changes over the past couple of weeks, namely being that Jago has stepped down as Chairman and Counter Landfall has taken over. When I went over to visit and I met Counter and honestly I only missed out one little word and we had this conversation about spanking office..well it was 5.43am you try to have a coherent conversation at that time in the morning. The other guy in the photo is Dirk.. I liked him a fellow chef in RL, I gonna stay best buds with him.. I want him to send me cookies.



So the location is http://slurl.com/secondlife/Bronlen/240/191/36

The Group in world is Zindra Alliance

Websitehttp://zindra.ning.com/

Wiki http://slapt.me/wiki/index.php?title=Zindra_Alliance_Group

Suede

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Grand opening of The Underground Club at New Sebastian in Zindra today















South Zindra has a hot new gay dance destination, The Underground Club at New Sebastian  The club is on a self-contained sim, and has a nice gym, shopping, and residential units. New Sebastian is owned by Dougal Spitz, Rags Flanagan, Mick Lukas, and MikeG Hax.  New Sebastian has been a fixture on Second Life for a long time, and it is good to see our new continent attracting these kinds of establishments.

Please contact Mick Lukas or Dougal Spits if you are interested in renting a shop or a home in one of Second Life's most established gay complexes. 


SLURL:  http://slurl.com/secondlife/Wirreno/198/81/78



Saturday, January 16, 2010

Guerilla Poetess.. stripped bare, no holds barred interview

This is the 3rd poem from Skylar and following below that, is her totally frank and revealing interview about her entry into Second Life and the world of Erotic Poetry.

~ Insatiable ~


Who’s on top?
It’s me
Then you.
Then me.
Then you
Flip me over
Upon my back
Give ass a whack
For being bad…
And ohhh…
I’m bad
You fucking know it
Your little poet
Is fire and ice
In strange proportion
There’s no distortion
And my tail wags
Like a naughty pup
With my ass up
And bite my lips
Then buck my hips
To take you in
And we begin
Your nails are raking
My box spring’s breaking
From the fury of
Your forward thrust
My breasts are propped
I’m owned and topped
PLEASE Don't STOP
But fuck…
And fuck…
It’s just my luck
You’re such a pro
And my friends know
My smile is earned
Oh how I’ve burned
To meet you, Lover
Here under cover
So take me
Take me!
You will not break me
Please stay inside me
Spur and ride me
Up.. up.. UP!
To heaven’s door
Land on the floor
And fuck me more
My want and need
Will never end
Collapse and then
I say
AGAIN!

The Interview

Suede Sixpence: okay.. so what brought you to sl and what made you stay
Skylar Smythe: I was introduced to SL by my ex... as a way of fulfilling social needs.
Skylar Smythe: I had written erotic since highschool. Secretly.
Skylar Smythe: When I got married, I stopped writing, but as I headed into my divorce 11 years later... I began to write again. I had not had sex for six years. Its hard to believe, but true.

Suede Sixpence: oh I can believe it

Skylar Smythe: The last six years of my marriage were sexless. I was faithful.. I'm not sure he was. In any event, leaving my marriage with the libido of a 35 year old woman...famished I guess :) The erotica flowed.......

Skylar Smythe: But our marriage had begun to end well before that.. I met me in here that were... supportive. And I was flattered by the attention I got in here, quite frankly. I began to share the erotica and the response people had to it was addicting...
the high of being at the microphone.

Skylar Smythe: There was a lot of backlash in 2007 to performing erotic spoken word
Suede Sixpence: really
Skylar Smythe: I was labelled alot of things, none of them true.
Suede Sixpence: you mean in here
Skylar Smythe: Tremendous backlash to erotica in 2007 and 2008, I had to face down alot of gossip. The obvious one being that I was prolific sexually in SL.
Suede Sixpence: yeah i do know about gossip here..
Skylar Smythe: Im a flirt :) Im a sensual personality... but in the 27 months I had been in SL, I had been/am partnered for 17 months of that... with some significant breaks in between of just dating... in world.
Skylar Smythe: I think I'd love to swing it like Marilyn Monroe but, I'm more a serial monogamist.. even in game hehe
Suede Sixpence: laughs, still better than me. I am single

Suede Sixpence: So back to the poetry problems in '07
Skylar Smythe: The poetry groups I encountered were not comfortable with the erotic genre, for the most part.
Skylar Smythe: Poor response in open chat (but of course.. TONNES of positive feedback by IM's from men and women too afraid to be ostracized for liking the erotica).
Suede Sixpence: yeah well that sounds typical
Skylar Smythe: I wanted to create a group of like minded people who would write and share erotica in a warm, open, respecting environment. Where kink was okay. Where fantasies were okay, the poetry groups I attended were using voice by the time I arrived in-world.

Skylar Smythe: My fantasies, in fact my entire sexual health was so neglected that upon leaving my marriage I promised myself that I would NEVER stifle it again. And I would encourage other people to feed their desires too..My method of emceeing the event was to interject... sultry comments and sometimes quite funny dialogue.
SOME LIKE IT HOT - EROTIC POETRY COLLECTIVE

Skylar Smythe: I started the show in 2008 to give erotica its own home and legitimacy. If we were not going to be accepted at poetry groups, then we'd have our own group...and it was extremely popular. A niche collective of incredibly talented erotic writers
like Fainora Pussycat, Bubbles Komanchi, Leonardo Zimring, Sabreman Carter and a lot of others. It is a COLLECTIVE because I didn't want people to come to "the Skylar Smythe" show. I wanted them to be embracing of a community of acceptance.



There was more to our conversation, laughs but it wasnt about poetry.. there were some comments about Jack Russell Dogs on Speed, Emerald boobies and Fugly Noob gangbangs.. you know what women are like... sniggers. I like Madam Skylar a lot, she is very talented and I am sure listening to her read her work out loud, to be blunt is a very arousing experience.

Don't forget to check out her blog at
www.guerillapoetess.com



Donation Kiosks now avaialable for Haiti Earthquake Fund to place on your own Second Life land




If you would like to place a kiosk on your own parcel in a club or other location for collections for the Direct Relief International Haiti Earthquake Emergency Fund you can pick them at these locations.


You will not be handling any money or fund, the donations will automatically be collected and taken from your account.


If you would like me to place a kiosk at your location, please leave me a message inworld.


Here are the locations where you can pick up a kiosk to help:


Living Color: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Whiskers/19/90/1236



Zindra Location: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Uxert/209/233/62


You can also make individual donations in Linden at these locations,or directly at their web site: http://www.directrelief.org/


Eddi Haskell

Friday, January 15, 2010

Store Location and Hint List for the Forbidden Fruit Hunt

The Hunt for the Forbidden Fruit

Hints listed below

1. Some say being GREEDY is a flaw... but you will need to be to find the apple...
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Guittarez/110/48/59

2.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Kuradov/56/224/2

3. http://slurl.com/secondlife/Bellatryx/122/183/27


4.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Paco/79/218/22

5. If you find me, you might GET LUCKY! Woot!
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Esta%20Noche/193/194/22

6.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Kon%20Tiki%20North/26/175/22

7. "Here with vendors, sex is found
Look behind and on the ground."
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Schazm/109/36/501

8.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Siesta%20Key%20Island/41/35/452

9. Beneath a helpful sign that most people overlook. (this one is set at 10 will be fixed)
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Ripped/76/122/801

10.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Trouble/192/217/702

11. When in this sim you look,
For the apples which you must find,
Search near not far, search low not high,
For the prizes which will blow your mind!
http://slurl.com/secondlife/TT%20DESIGNS/142/156/21

12. "those who have not learned from history, will go on searching"
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Isle%20of%20Darkness/100/111/22 (slurl changed)

13.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Isle%20of%20DisQ/96/137/22

14. Sometimes when you cant find something its right under your nose.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Quelmire/232/203/56

15.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Fenfarg%20High/159/50/62

16. No Hint
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Breezy%20Shores/32/128/2

17.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Helgi%20Island/50/125/27

18.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Essential%20Soul%20Studio/134/154/37

19. Bila sleeps with snakes under his bed...Now the snake rests under where he sits
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Kismet%20Isle/124/92/24

20.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Intensity/67/144/27

21. Walk around and look for a table of fruit. Buy the forbidden fruit and while you are there, grab a banana and grapes too, to help you fight temptation, lolol.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Rakapila/85/33/120

22. STore has changed
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Trouble/56/196/702

23.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Eternity%20Sands/98/118/33

24. No hint
http://slurl.com/secondlife/AMITYVILLE/62/69/23

25.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Siam/156/180/801

26. If you are naughty and forget your homework, you better bring the teacher a apple to the classroom.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/LoveBirds/130/199/24

27.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hawks%20Bytopia/178/223/602

28.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/rShop/202/115/22

29. No Hint
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Riverbend%20II/151/59/25

30. (they actually need the landmark in the one before this to get here)
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Old%20Misty%20Orleans/98/191/23

31. Hmmm. This is a hard one....maybe if you asked a genie with light brown hair where to find it....now where would you find a genie around here?
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Tovaris/47/210/28

32. This Chair is fit for a Queen
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Khisanth/74/180/2

33. Do teachers still like apples?
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Norf%20Haven/191/148/55

34.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Threshold%20Envy/158/153/38

35. "It's the apple of my eye."
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Felice/42/200/538

36. UR Wrists will lead the way..
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Guinevere%20Island/158/194/22

37. Hint 1: We all remember our first time...our first girl.
Hint 2: Be my..be my baby.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Leuran/148/114/402

38. When you are bad Momma sends you to a corner, or so say a little bunch bunnies......
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Underhill/211/183/25

39.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Travelers%20Island/52/219/24

40. The Maid Have it
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Salamanders%20Paradox/121/101/21

41. No hint
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Melioria/147/204/22

42. Alucard gives out hints.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Ooberscom/80/97/51

43. Your apple is in plain view. It's not hidden in another prim, it's not on the roof, it's not under the floor. Let everything rez, have a look around and you'll find it. Good Luck!
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hunters%20IV/89/236/22

44. the core of the apple is at the center
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Whippendom/29/89/22

45. (taken out)
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Angora/94/187/32

46.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/rShop/76/215/22

47. Let candles light your way...
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Aloha%20Sea%20Star/14/200/333

48. take a break from STUDYing and sit down and relax.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Odumin/148/207/46

49.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Fairytale/149/79/23

50. No hint
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Dominion%20Fetish/129/174/22

51.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Palais/44/122/33

52. Where else would an apple be but on the ground, under the tree.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Waumer/122/21/77

53. 2 apples (1 male 1 female) (updated slurl)
WOMANS'S GIFT: where an apple could logically be in such place??

MEN'S GIFT: In the mens shop, green is forbidden
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Teddy/179/157/25

54. No hint
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Five%20Blades/128/128/24

55. updated slurl http://slurl.com/secondlife/Slaughter%20City/68/67/39

56. A golden statue shields the juicy apple.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Viana%20Islands%20EE/75/224/22

57. New Release
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Tera%20Nova/205/193/22

58.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Deviant%20Island/111/129/24

59. No Hint
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Mosh/170/235/37

60. are You an Angel or a Demon?
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Caycees%20Eternal%20Bliss/80/220/21

61.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Grettony/83/243/23

62. Click the Hint board at the TP Point
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Vinewood/245/181/3501

63. Look for Fruits.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Salamanders%20Paradise/228/47/91

64. she wore blue velvet ...
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Pyrina/241/16/844

65. (not out yet)
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Grace%20Isles/56/106/22

66. No Hint
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Belphegor/115/146/512

67. An apple a day keeps the doctor away....
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Tyrell%20Edos/92/43/68

68. Take a seat and rest awhile (not for sale)
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Ocstus/192/91/1008

69.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Drala/20/20/801

70. No Hint
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Azzlebury/134/70/2

71.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Vellas%208/71/19/22

72.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cosmopolitan/133/100/500

73. 2 apples
*Stumbled around in the darkness, until she finally found the light.
*It is said that the way thru a man's heart is thru his stomach, so lets start here!
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Fairhaven%20Island/237/174/22

74. "The Internt is for Porn"
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Aidon/236/156/26

75.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Voodoo/190/223/25

76. There is a red sportscar with the apple on top.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/CZESTATE%20Kau%20Lei/247/158/37

77. "People like to squash me and eat me as sauce, but you may not want the one covered by moss."
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Brooklyns%20Finest/55/51/599

78. Known for her erotic scenes this famous fetish model is on the 2nd floor
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Edmond/219/59/21

79. No hint
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Tinkertown/14/181/28

80. search for 3 cats, im near.....
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Elio/41/73/33

81. Protect Thy Soles
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Mystery%20Isle/192/33/22

82. Straight on until you meet Whitesnow
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Black%20Bay/138/226/1506

83. As long as you are here, why not make yourself a drink at the bar in the club. But beware that top shelf liquor - it bites!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Balcones/81/57/24

84. *cough cough* Man these dust bunnies are KILLIN me!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Sionnach/30/232/24

85.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Meister/192/56/27

86. A Secret Garden you say? Why not check out the roof.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Touch%20N%20Go/44/138/22

87. Contents are aDORKable.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/The%20Deck/144/35/22

88.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Azrael/129/187/22

89. Come Dine With Me
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Long%20Island%20Shores/78/154/22

90. The winter is as cold as a vampires heart
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Kawai/68/33/788

91. BEAM me UP, Scotty
http://slurl.com/secondlife/NIKI/34/3/21

92.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Kona%20Island/242/183/665

93. Look for the apple "behind" the eye above!!
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Chandrila/190/36/22

94. I keep an eye on my girls from here
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Serenityville/39/74/23

95. No hint
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Gogol/120/141/50

96.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Kismet/85/225/26

97. You might be hungry from all this hunting, so help yourself to a cookie or a cup of cocoa.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Montego%20Beach/34/118/2

98. Look for the cock and balls.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Gianno/24/69/65

99. " Forbidden fruit comes from trees with large leaves"
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Pengallen%20Bridge/208/106/60


Good luck with the hunt, I am struggling a bit for time to do it..but I have found a cool skybox fully furnished and some nice latex stuff.

Cheers
Suede


Locations for Donating to Haiti Earthquake Relief in Second Life















If anyone wishes to donate Lindens to Direct Relief International's Haiti fund (www.directrelief.org), an international organization with a 99% effectiveness rating, I have set up a kiosk at Living Color in Second Life for donations at Living Color.  There is also a Zindra based location at my gallery.

You can of course donate directly at their web site, which could get you a tax deduction or matching contribution. This location is for excess lindens that you may have. 

Please be careful about who you hand to funds to in Second Life, or on any internet site for that matter.  I have over two years experience and a track record in fundraising here so I am going to do what I can.

I am working on a transferable kiosk system for donations and will keep you informed if you want one for your club, store, or other Second Life location. 


Thanks, Eddi Haskell

Locations to make donations:

Living Color:  http://slurl.com/secondlife/Whiskers/19/90/1236


Zindra Location:  http://slurl.com/secondlife/Uxert/209/233/62

Original Post: EDDI HASKELL'S SECOND LIFE: Location for Donating to Haiti Earthquake Relief in Second Life

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Syklar Smythe - Erotic Poetry


~ Hard Drive ~

Red patent stiletto’s,
Three inches high
And I
Am wearing a feather boa
Draped in angelic feathers
And a simple black thong
In a low black leather chair
Drapes thrust wide open
Like my legs, that beg
The pervy guy across the street
To peep, so sweet
Or watch him drop his binoculars
Does he keep time with me?
Maybe, baby.
Oh, that’s bad!
Porno on the plasma
And more yet on the monitor
I’m a media whore, and
Over stimulation
Is simply second nature
One red candle burns
Patchouli clouds my dwelling
Then swelling starts, ritualistic
My knees are bent
Between my legs, the looking glass
Framing cunt and ass
Like a dirty private show
Eyes closed, I clutch my breast
In the masculine sense
Drawing circles upon my nipple
The way I love it.
Caress and squeeze
Then clamping tight
And the pain is sweet sensation.
Tit-elation and I smirk
As lightening travels to my
Quad core processor
And the web cam starts to sweat
Although I haven’t used it yet.
But I will, one day.
Promise pussy cat.
Small black remote
And the hardware springs to life
My new best friend and gift
To a lonely former wife.
Slow… grunting….insertion.
Men hasten to this point
But slow is oh so best.
The embrace and resizing of me
Around a cock I love.
A wince and then the “ahhh”
The “Oooh” and the “ta-dah!”
It’s all inside me now, and I
Feel strange accomplishment
And retro 70’s accompaniment
His voice in sweet memory
“I’m going to fuck you senseless”
Assuming sense is EVER present
In this thump thump game of twister.
Mister, please go harder.
And right hand complies.
I shut my eyes.
Candle flame flickers
And my pussy
A new and shiny peach
The spot is just… in reach.
I’ll need to …
Clean …
The chair.
But, fuck…
I just don’t care.
I’m addicted to The Hard Drive.

Skylar Smythe
www.guerillapoetess.com

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Skylar Smythe Erotic Poetry

I was lucky enough to meet with Skylar and talk to her about her SL life and her poetry, I will do a 3 day series, one poem on each day with the 3rd day a combination of her poem and our interview.

~ The Libertine Lover ~

When I am in love
And only then; I suckle
Eagerly at the accoutrement's
Of my blessed beloved one
How warm his cock inside my mouth
Velvet soft at first; then prey
To fervid consummation
Rigidity and inflation
As I kneel faithfully orgiastic
At the feet of my new God
It’s odd, this ritualistic submission
Given to my commission.
My nipples erect, reflect
That proclivity will not abide
Indefinitely; the ride is ready
I am roused and de-bloused
The white silk falls to floor
And I implore in earnest
For the claiming of me
As His woman.
He does so, playfully
Pushing me down upon
A soft white bed
Down pillow cradles head, while He
Slides my skirt down, not once
Breaking the searing hold
Of his intentional gaze; straight through
To the window of my soul
He parts my legs, kissing foot
Then ankle, thigh, and then
O, my.
The sigh! The blissful sigh!
La petite mort! Mon dieux
And I die, I die, I die...
But what a way to go ungentle
Into a long and sensual knight
My fight is only ego; it is
Conquered thus, and swift
His dominance is a gift
Laid hard against wet arousal
My flesh is bitten; teeth sunken
Into expectant olive skin
There is no thought of Sin
For this purpose we are made!
Thighs splayed for His insertion
Roughly so, to let me know
That we are universal.
Labored breath upon my face
The rhythmic salacious dance starts
Our primal grunts and impassioned hearts
Pounding in isolation of lesser observation
And in and in and in…
The rapture of the inflection
The pounding of his erection
Filled at last with perfectly
Pearlescent lava
Compulsion sated
Convulsion abated and
Endurance tested
We so heaving chested lie
Crumbled in the after embers
Of our sore and throbbing members
Where my Love of Love's
Shall hold me
Like forever begins
Right now.

Skylar Smythe
www.guerillapoetess.com

Please Help the People In Haiti- Recommended Places to Make Donations




I never really though much about dirt-poor Haiti other than to know that my Haitian neighbors are really nice people.

The area in which I live in Florida has one of the highest percentages of Haitian Americans in the United States.  Around 20% of the people in my town, and many of my immediate neighbors, are from Haiti. Most are solid, working class people who are doing their very best to move up the social ladder to build better lives for themselves and their children. I sort of take it for granted that my neighbors are exceptionally polite and watch out for the community.  Two years ago, I went on vacation once and was away for two weeks and left my front door open by accident. Nothing was taken since our community is so tight.

I heard about the Haitian earthquake last night.  It sounded terrible. A 7.0 earthquake is very bad in places that are not built to withstand it; but this earthquake was near the earth's surface, making it far more violent. I did not know how bad the earthquake was, and did not deal with the issue much in my mind until now.

Now we know it is one of the greatest disasters of all time. Here is how bad it is.

-Initial estimates are that 20,000 - over 100,000 people are dead. No one knows.

-the main city of Port-au-Prince is mostly destroyed, a city of over 2 million people.  Most of the major buildings have collapsed like the Presidential Palace (their White House) above.

-Thousands of people are trapped in buildings right now, or walking the streets looking for loved ones.

If you wish to make a donation, please watch out for internet scams. They happened after Hurricane Katrina.  You want to donate to organizations that have a track record of giving the vast majority of what they collect to the cause in questions.

Here are some reputable groups:

The American Red Cross  www.redcross.org

Catholic Relief Servies  https://secure.crs.org/site/Donation2?df_id=3181&3181.donation=form1  

Operation USA  www.opusa.org

Partners In Health  https://donate.pih.org/page/contribute/haiti_earthquake?source=earthquake&subsource=homepage.

Direct Relief International   http://www.directrelief.org/EmergencyResponse/2010/EarthquakeHaiti.asp

International Medical Corps  https://www.imcworldwide.org.

Eddi Haskell, The Zindra Times




Original Post: EDDI HASKELL'S SECOND LIFE: Hatitians are Really Nice People. Let's Try to Help.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

I was in a poseshop yesterday when this poster caught my eye. When I clicked on it I found there is a hunt going on only offering Adult gifts, of course I know you all need to know about this, so here I am telling you, if I have time I will post up the prizes on here, I won't cheat the hunt by telling you the location, but I will show you what we get. I think there is a group as well for hints, the avatar running the hunt is Danika Mavendorf, she's nice, I liked her.

This is the notecard I got from the poster for you to get started on your merry way hunting..

Hi hunters this is an adult hunt. We will have a maximum of 125 stores in this particular hunt as well all prizes will be sexy, slutty,kinky, naughty, nasty or anything adult. I would prefer you keep the direct hints out of the group chat, some may actually want to look for these.. The object you are looking for is the apple in the girl's mouth on the sign.. Its a red apple with a red snake with ruby eyes. This hunt will be taking place from January 9th to 25th.

Start location
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Guittarez/109/54/59

Apparently this lovely fairy/elf style collar is one of the gifts, but I didn,t get it yet, I have done spots 1-3 I will open those boxes when I get home tonight and report back to you guys.

( I would do it now, but there is a cooking competition at work, I gotta go early, I wants to win:P)

Cheers
Suede


Monday, January 11, 2010

Seen in Zindra

Hot Dancer xJordan collinson at Club Pride Colors.  SLURL to club:
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cotehill/114/134/53


Kissy kissy toes - The Kissable Foot



Hello to Monday,

Hope everyone had fun over the weekend. So.... my friend Mercury tp'ed me over to a pose shop concentrating on Foot Fetish on Sunday Night. ( I am always asking my pals to keep an eye out for cool stuff in SL) The owner of the shop is an avatar called Carl Crabgrass, but I didn't manage to talk to him, he does have a link to the shop in his profile.

Ohhhh I liked this shop, I mean an excuse to wear the best fuckme pumps you have, some lovely silk stockings, great poses what is not too like, they had a large variety too, from some very dominatrix type poses to some which were cute. like most pose shops the image of the pose was picture and you can try them out in store. They were quite reasonably priced at 200L, as they are catering to a niche market and I think there were 12 variations of foot worship to choose from.

Mercury was a good sport he tried out all of the poses with me, but, I think he was bored cause I kept talking to him.. but all he kept saying was Mmmmmmmm, normally he chats away.




Okay enough of all that, the Name of the Shop is the Kissable foot. It is located on Chrysanthemum island, go and see for yourself.



Link is below
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Chrysanthemum%20Island/235/97/21
Have fun

P.S. I think that girl in the model shots is wearing my new hair, peers at the screen.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Erotic Nude Photography 002


Just for Ryce, naked male this time.

The stats

Emerald Viewer
Skin Abyss Scorpio
Tattoos Inflict
Model (secret)
Location My old place in Jersey Island
Pose Instinct bed No.13 - Gossip male pose


I used the Sunset setting in Emerald to create the sepia tone on the skin to match the wood earth theme of the background. The tattoos were switched to faded from dark to give the old look to the shot. I ended up using the pose from the bed because it stretched the body without distorting the tattoos, which is a major problem in SL, especially when trying to take a shot of the body in motion, as the distortion is always severe around the base of the rib cage.

I additionally like this shot, because you really want the model to roll over and show you what else he has to offer, the hand in front of the groin, is a terrible tease and you don't even care what his face is like.

Cheers
Suede


Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Sophistishapes Promotional Youtube Vid

Hey Guys and Girls

I made promotional Video for Sophistishapes, I am quite pleased with myself.

I have embedded it below for your viewing pleasure.



Hey hey, I hope your checking out my artistic talent and not just drooling over the gorgeous nudes! Check out out the technical difficulty, it has music, transitions and special effects.

hellloooooooooo, waves hand in front of your glazed eyes.

Sighs
Suede

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

AU CLAIR DE LA LUNNA: A BENEFIT MUSIC FESTIVAL

I just wanted to let you know about a charity event taking place tomorrow at the Sea Nymph, looks like a terrific lineup of SL artists. The full blurb is below and I think you can contact Kris Citron for further information if you need it.


AU CLAIR DE LA LUNNA: A BENEFIT MUSIC FESTIVAL
Wednesday January 6th -

Featuring..... Voodoo Fox, Carmel Daines, Untolerable Bohemian, TB Andel, Vienna James, Sher Salmson, PM Bookmite, Shannon Oherlihy, Mandoaa Dragonash, Draven Hak

As you may or may not have heard Lunna Wilder had emergency back surgery the week before Christmas. The surgery left her with limited feeling in her legs; this can only be relieved by physical therapy. There are numerous bills, including the therapy, that her insurance will not cover and she will be unable to work for an undetermined amount of time. So, we've decided to throw a benefit music festival to raise money for Lunna's physiotherapy. Lunna has always been a big supporter of the SL music scene and she needs our help. All venue and artists tips will be donated to Lunna's recovery, so that she can come back and continue to make SL and SL's music scene a richer place.

Au Clair De La Lunna Schedule

1130-1145 - Welcome and dedications
1145-1200 - Voodoo Fox Opens
1200-100pm - Carmel Daines
100-200 - Untolerable Bohemian
200-300 - TB Andel
300-400 -Vienna James

400-500 - Sher Samson
500-600 - PM Bookmite
600-700 -Shannon Oherlihy
700-800 - Mandoaa Dragonash
800-900 -Draven Hak
900-1000 -Rara Destiny

Many thanks,
Kris Citron, Taelor Anton, Tessa1 Beck


Sunday, January 3, 2010

Badly Behaved Schoolgirls.. go to Hard Alley

Hard Alley School for Very Proper Young Ladies



I found the Bad Girls Dentention Center.

The entrance to the Dentention Centre is very cool, with an old broken down bus, and some rough looking shops, very grungy. There is also a camping bench with 3 spots you earn 3 Lindens for 30 minutes, all 3 spots were empty when I was exploring.


The complex is huge the school part of the sim winds around, below and above the mall, it has a huge variety of room, some with Bukkake pose balls such as the culinary arts room and bath room. They also have a library, music room, showers girls club room, security office several classrooms, cells on the basement level and dorms. Most of the rooms have sexballs, seems to be a large variety of them as well, not all the same animation ( sniggers I am sure those two wanted to get it on, but I stood there, spoiling their morning, Laughs what a bitch eh).


The Music room, there was also a piano with pose balls, but I thought the room was cool poseballs or not.


Cooking Yeah, of course I had to take a shot of this room, even though I don't think Chef meant this when he said throw them all in the pot together and let it boil. ( okay okay I know, lousy pun)


There is also a tv room with a huge tv inside, which was streaming a 1940's black and white while I was there. I also saw a pool area and some other stuff when I started camming around, but I just ran out of time to investigate the complex completely.

So the school part of the sim is very nicely done as you can see from the pictures and it has quite a few avatars there, actually it was 17 I went back and counted the dots, pretty equal number of men and women, I noticed I was the only one in a school uniform, so much for rp.. sighs! Grins.. although I might mention did see at least 4 other avatars with the Hillcrest Tag.


On a side note I clicked to see who owned the complex, and it appears to be run by a avatar called Hard Rust, who also has a blogspot I thought his blog was interesting so here is the link.

Blog: http://hardrust.blogspot.com/

Humms.. dont stand so close to me...
Cheers Suede

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Erotic Nude Photography 001

Here is my first offering.
To begin I will give you the stats.
  • Emerald Viewer
  • Bellezia light setting in Windlight
  • Glass Bangles - Yak and Yeti
  • Straps, part of the Calangute dress by Zaara
  • Skin LeLutka London range
  • Model ( Secret)
  • Location Doors of perception, Tenny 122/228/103
  • Chair designed by Pier Tempel

Okay so how did I do it.

First I ran through the light settings to find one that highlighted the skin tones, Emerald has a lot of presets for every ambience. once I had a pose I liked I used control+zero to zoom in tight to the body, then I used the camera controls to spin the angle around slowly until I had an angle that I thought was unusual and flattering.

I took some photos including the face and head of the model, but decided I just wanted the body to be the focus of the shot, so I got the model to remove her hair so no stray strands were in the picture and then I cropped the picture using the diameter controls on the snapshot hud


This picture took me a while, trying out different angles mostly with the camera controls, but I feel the time spent on it was productive, it's a very erotic shot. This picture has had no post SL work in photoshop. I try to take my snapshots using the tools that SL supplies.

Suede

2010 and some new directions for The Zindra Times



Happy New Year,

I would have blogged this yesterday, but I got home from work having been cuddled and kissed by at least 30 people at work, getoffme forgodsakes, I am British, I don't do kissy kissy, and with good reason, one of those lousy bastards gave me the bloody flu.

Anyway, ranting aside, I wanted to talk about plans for the Zindra Times for 2010, I intend to start a photography series, explaining how I took erotic shots in SL, a complete breakdown of the photo, SL is such a creative outlet, I just wanna share my favourite hobby with you as well as lots of interviews with the movers and shakers in SL, I am open to suggestions if you have someone inworld you admire and would like to hear from on the blog.

Of course we all know that SL is a Pandora's Box you can find almost every sexual kink here and probably some you never thought off, I thought I would try to do a series of exploratory interviews, with people actively involved in the lifestyles, for example
Suede: one day in Gor, Suede: one day as a ponygirl. I think it will be fun and I should meet lots of new people too.

I am actively recruiting new writers, if you have a urge to write contact me, short stories erotic of course, or anything you have an idea for let me know. I am already trying to bend Karen's arm for a exclusive Damsel series for the blog, you know you wanna see me tied up with a really big gag in my mouth.. dont ya!

I just want to thank you for continuing to read the blog, ta to Jennnna and Eddi for sticking with me and I hope that our blog continues to make you smile, go Huh! or ewwwww and LOL.. for the rest of the year.

Cheers!

Suede

P.S. Why is my piccie up there.. cause I scored some damn sexy hair, no other reason......laughs

Friday, January 1, 2010

Pride Colors- A Packed Gay Establishment in Zindra



There are not many gay establishments that are packed on a Friday night in Zindra, but Pride Colors delivers.  I plan to do a more extensive post in the near future. In the meantime, the club is open most night of the week.  You can check the club out by following this SLURL here: